Vicenta N’Dongo
Nude

Vicenta N’Dongo burst onto the Spanish Cinematic Scene in 1995 with a bit part in La Sal de la vida and has since enjoyed quite a successful career as a supporting character actress. We’d much rather see her in a starring role but, then again, we don’t make movies in Spain, now do we? The answer is “No,” in case you can’t read your cue cards. Nevertheless, Vicenta has turned a few heads in her time, starting with her gig in 1997’s Funbags… er… uh…Airbag. In the quite aptly-titled film, Vicenta bares her bodacious breasts much to the bellicose bemusement of audiences everywhere. It’s a fairly brief look but thankfully, one absolutely cannot miss them, considering that they are each roughly the size of a beach ball. (Alright, they’re not that big… Excuse our hyperbole…) As if to complete the cycle, Vicenta dropped trousers for a bushy-beaver shot a few years later in 1999’s Los Lobos de Washington, which had nothing whatsoever to do with poppy-pseudo-Mariachi rock bands. It was a nice, long look at her lush lunch box though but we’re still waiting for the combo-grab.